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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 5-30-16

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2016

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about Lilly's Eggs, boxing and porno.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on is Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday,

0:05.5

May 30th, 2016. How are you? How's it going? Oh, yeah. Oh, look at you. What do you do

0:14.1

it for Memorial Day? Yeah. Yeah. You fill up the above ground pool. Oh, God bless you.

0:21.2

God bless. Help me over with a couple of millas. You know what I've been drinking late?

0:27.8

Stacy. Stacy. Stacy. Stacy. Yeah, over here. You know what I've been drinking lately? I don't know why.

0:34.8

I started drinking the course light again. You remember them? Silver bullets. Fucking prom night.

0:43.9

How many did you get in your clam? Oh, Jesus Christ. Happy Memorial Day. Everybody. Thank you to

0:52.6

everybody in the military for doing what it is that you do so that more uns like me can run their

0:58.9

fucking yaps and not have a black van pull up and take me away to get reeducated. That's it. Happy

1:08.0

happy day off on a Monday. They should have one of these a fucking month. You know, they should have

1:13.3

one three day weekend a month. If Donald Trump or Bernie Sanders would get on board with that,

1:19.0

the two candidates that the people want the people want to vote for either one of them too. And

1:26.1

they're going to ram all Hillary right down your fucking old Kuku clock face herself right down your

1:32.7

fucking throats. That's what they're going to do. I watch this clip on Facebook. So you know,

1:37.9

it had to be true. What Chris Matthews, right? Was basically just mind fucking everybody saying that

1:44.1

Hillary was going to win it and blah, blah, blah, blah, just saying when she wins it and all that

1:48.8

type of shit, she wasn't doing like a he wasn't doing like a dude. I call the type of thing. He's

1:53.6

just doing that like the the rich, the rich liberals, you know, those ones, you know, the ones who act

2:00.4

like they care about anybody else. They actually they're worse than rich Republicans because Republicans

2:05.2

don't act like they give a fuck about other people, but rich liberals. Oh, they're the fucking worst.

2:10.9

Bleeding heart, you know, caring about everybody and their fucking gated communities. Oh, Jesus

2:18.7

Bill, the fuck did you have for breakfast? What did I have for breakfast? I had two eggs old

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