Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne, it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday

Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you. How are you? How's it going?

Jesus Christ. Good news. According to the USA today, the CDC Center for Disease Control

said that the COVID virus does not spread easily on had surfaces or in surfaces or whatever,

right? That's a good thing. Now, for all you mouth-breathing morons out there, they didn't say that

it doesn't spread. They said it doesn't spread easily. You know? Like, you can bend over and tie

your shoes, but can you do it easily? Right? If someone were to play the audio of you tying your

shoes, would people be like, would they guess you're tying your shoes? Is that what they would

guess? Or would they guess it was some sort of assault happening?

Number one reason to stay in shape is so when you go to fucking put on and off your shoes,

you're not going, yeah, I'm going to say face turning off, fucking red, seeing those black

splotches right before you pass out and then you do a fucking head off, right? Then that's it.

Now the whole family can't go out to it and out. That's what a hamburger is.

All about. They can't go anymore. Why? Why can't they go? I'll tell you why.

Because you got two goddamn fucking out of shape. You went to tie your goddamn well, who can,

who's can go? When you get that out of shape, that's when you just get the vans, right? You get the

slippies, slip mong, slip mong, right? Greatest generation though, they still wore the velcro

straps. You know, they didn't like the fucking slippers. It was too easy for, you know,

that's when you wear the slippers. You wear the slippers when you get two goddamn fat to put

your fucking, I mean, come on, what's wrong with you? You know, you got to record yourself when

you're trying to tie your fucking shoes, okay? Do you want to be making those fucking noises?

You don't want to be doing that. Go out and have a garden salad. You know what I have been doing?

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