Monday Morning Podcast 5-25-20

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2020

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Bill rambles about beach goers, Sharknado movies, and putting stuff to bed.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:03.2	It's Bill Burn.
0:04.2	It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday.
0:08.8	Holy shit, May 25th.
0:11.0	Where the fuck is this year going?
0:14.0	Geez, it flies by when you sit there with the mask on in a closet.
0:22.0	How are you?
0:23.0	Guess what happened to me, everybody?
0:24.2	You know, I know everybody's going through a tough time out there.
0:28.0	You know, and as a person in the public eye, I need to make sure that I'm not tone deaf.
0:37.7	I had one of the greatest things that's ever happened into my life.
0:40.7	Okay, my cell phone had a broken screen.
0:42.9	A few of you who saw me on my Instagram live, I figured out how to do that, scroll left
0:49.9	till it says live and click on it, talking to Nate Craig, whose new special preferred
0:55.8	customer is up on the All Things comedy YouTube page.
1:02.2	People like, oh my god, like you, you fucking cell phone needs a squeegee.
1:08.8	Laughing my ass off, everybody shitting all over me, right?
1:11.2	So I had a date.
1:12.9	I had a hot date to get my fucking cell phone screen fixed.
1:16.6	Well, I was out with my daughter and my wife.
1:21.8	And we going for a drive and I had sweatpants on with shallow pockets.
1:29.0	Thank you Adidas with your sweatpants with these fucking pockets.
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