Monday Morning Podcast 5-18-20
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 18 May 2020
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Bill rambles about psychic abilities, small businesses, and the other hits.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast from Monday May 18th |
| 0:06.8 | 2020 what's going on? |
| 0:08.8 | Oh, yeah, how you doing? How you doing? How you doing? How you doing? |
| 0:14.8 | All right, do you guys believe in like ghosts? |
| 0:18.1 | Do you believe in like paranormal shit? Do you believe in Jesus? No, do you believe in um |
| 0:25.2 | I don't know everyone so well, you know like I'm in one time I got it when I was still living back in fucking mass of chew sits |
| 0:34.3 | Almost said bean town. That's the funniest shit ever to me bean town. I lived it for 27 fucking years |
| 0:40.4 | I never found the place where they made Boston baked beans. I they I never saw it on a menu |
| 0:48.1 | You know bean tap. Oh, yeah, the fucking beans they're all over the place never saw it |
| 0:52.9 | Um |
| 0:57.1 | Anyway, uh back in the day when I was young I was living back there and I was coming back from college. It's a long time ago, okay? |
| 1:05.1 | And as I was walking I got off the train the commuter rail and I was walking |
| 1:12.2 | You know over to the parking lot and for some reason I envisioned |
| 1:17.8 | smashing the window on my truck |
| 1:19.8 | I just had that vision and then I you know walk like another fucking five minutes finally got to my truck and my window was smashed |
| 1:28.8 | And the fucking radio was gone and all of that shit, right? |
| 1:33.1 | um |
| 1:36.0 | And I was like well that was weird |
| 1:38.4 | How do I do do I have like some sort of you know, I hate that my radio is gone |
| 1:43.2 | Do I have some sort of paranormal? |
| 1:46.4 | Uh, not paranormal do I have some sort of fucking ESP? |
| 1:48.7 | me |
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