Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-14-20
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 14 May 2020
⏱️ 115 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about America the great, hit producers, and heroes.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? |
| 0:03.4 | It's Bill Byrne. |
| 0:04.3 | It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast. |
| 0:08.3 | And I'm just checking it on you. |
| 0:14.0 | You know, I used to just check in on you to see how your work week was going. |
| 0:17.4 | Now I'm just checking in on you to help remind you that today is Thursday. |
| 0:21.7 | If you're confused, did you take out the trash, Murray? |
| 0:26.0 | All right, it has begun. |
| 0:29.6 | It has begun. |
| 0:30.6 | The thing that makes America great. |
| 0:33.8 | Are you listening people who listen in other countries? |
| 0:36.4 | Is this way too loud or is it me? |
| 0:37.8 | I think it's way too loud here. |
| 0:39.8 | Are you listening other countries? |
| 0:42.0 | This is what separates my country from your country. |
| 0:48.0 | Okay, aside from all the great things that all you other countries around the world |
| 0:52.4 | have stolen from us, movies, airplanes, automobiles, air conditioning, the wheel. |
| 1:02.0 | Okay, we came up with all of that stuff. |
| 1:06.0 | All right, and what do you guys do? |
| 1:08.5 | We get a little fat and you shut all over us. |
| 1:13.4 | All right, well, maybe if we weren't so busy making up all this great transportation, |
| 1:18.7 | we could walk down some medieval cow paths like all you fucking people. |
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