Monday Morning Podcast 5-11-20

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

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4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2020

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Bill rambles about 'More Than Words', Plato, and the Queen's business.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday morning podcast from Monday, May 11th,
0:07.4	2020. What's going on? How, yeah, how's it going? Oh, it's the pandemic. It's never gonna end.
0:22.5	It's the pandemic. Look at your friend. Is he wearing a mask? If he's not kicking in the
0:31.1	desk, he's stupid. It's fucking unbelievable. Every day, not now, there's like traffic out here in
0:40.7	LA. There's more and more people being just like, well, fuck this shit and everybody's just going
0:45.5	out. It's on. It's just whole fucking thing should have been over in a month. If everybody did
0:49.5	what the fuck they told them to do, but nope, everybody has to get in the ego. Mass don't apply to me.
0:54.9	This is all a big fucking scam to bring down Trump. I don't, I don't understand it. I don't
1:03.3	fucking out. They had out in Pasadena, a bunch of young stupid fucking kids had a big party out
1:08.7	there. And some fucking party goer was coughing going, what if I have it? And the douche did. So
1:16.4	they got a new bunch of breakouts out there. Just fucking idiots. And I don't know how come
1:23.1	they don't go to jail? How come they don't get arrested? How come they don't get fucking
1:26.7	sent? We need to create Corona Island, COVID-19 Island. And if you get this shit past a certain
1:34.8	fucking day, then you're just a douche walking around without a mask. Take you out of the fucking
1:40.9	pub. There's no solution. There's no solution. I don't know what the fuck to do here. God bless
1:47.4	the fucking people working on a cure. I yelled at my first person. He completely ignored
1:59.6	me. I was walking around, you know, the block with my daughter. We both had masks on or whatever.
2:04.8	And I just hear this person walking quickly behind me. I turn around. It's just, it's a fucking
2:08.3	older guy. No mask on. And I'm thinking, all right, well, he's going to take a wide
2:13.6	birth, right? He goes to walk right by. So I walked up a driveway. And I was like, hey,
2:18.7	buddy, where's your mask? Ignore us me. Where's your Malia? I've rules don't apply to you.
2:23.3	Hey, old man, you want to dance a few rounds? This quarantine has me yelling at old people.
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