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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 5-11-17

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2017

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about DC, teddy bears and the family back East.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the third day afternoon just

0:04.9

before Friday Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you. How the fuck are

0:12.0

you? I don't have time. I don't have time for your fucking shit that I got people coming

0:16.2

in town to see my daughter. Right? So I got a bunch of shit I have to do. You know, you

0:21.5

know when you got family, the fucking family back east, we're having problems with the

0:27.4

family back east. What movie? We're having problems with the family back east, the vaguest

0:36.4

fucking Mafioso line ever. I'm not going to say you know, because I want to shit on

0:40.7

the fucking writer's eye. I might shit on people that I mean the industry sort of, that

0:45.2

was the laziest fucking writing ever. You see sort of a mob guy and they're having

0:51.2

family problems with the family back east. How far are you? You're in LA or you're having

0:59.1

problems with the family in Nevada? Having problems with the family back east. I'm in construction.

1:13.2

Oh, it's not that movie. All right. Anyways, it's not the one you think was more recent

1:21.4

and they evidently from what I gathered from the writing was they were having problems

1:29.1

with the family back east. Sorry, I'm going to kill this thing here. Um, anyways, you know,

1:34.2

when you got fucking relatives coming out, you know what the deal is, you got to fucking

1:38.3

clean your house up. You know, you got to get all spiffy. Go on, get a haircut. If

1:44.5

you meet, you shave it down, right? You look at Adam, I'm successful. I'm doing well,

1:50.7

right? You got to track him to all these fucking spots. You got to try to impress people.

1:58.2

You know, kind of hit me yesterday as I was scampering. You know, somebody don't do a lot

2:04.0

scampering. Something usually a marsupial does up a tree, I believe. Um, scampering around

2:11.7

the house, just trying to fucking make it look like I don't live in a world of clutter.

2:16.1

And at one point, I'm just like, you know, Bill, nobody gives a shit about you. Nobody

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