May, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for

Monday. May 15th, 2017, halfway through the month of May. Oh, Jesus Christ. Do you know

Bobby Orr scored that fucking overtime goal on Mother's Day to win the Stanley Cup back

then? You know, I think you only had to win eight. It was like fucking 12 teams. He had

the original six and the expansion six. The original six really weren't the original

six. They would just the six left over after fucking the stock market crash of some shit.

They were the only guys left or after World War One. I can't remember. Didn't like the

Lucidani sink and then like half the players on the fucking Montreal maroons were on it.

I don't know. What is this stumped a fucking shwami over here? You know, Nea has been, she's

been recording the sports jeopardy, AKA Buffalo Wild Wings jeopardy. I'm going to tell you

even the sports fan. It's not easy. But oh, do I seem like a smarty one? I'm watching

that show to the point. Nea goes, if they ever do any sort of fucking, you know, comedian,

rich jeopardy thing where you can give the money to a charity. I love that shit. It's

like, I'm going to go on TV under a game show. One of the hardest game shows out there,

jeopardy granted. It's all going to be about sports. But they do a lot of shit of like,

you know, you know, who's the first free agent to fucking get into a fight with Al Davis

have to say, I don't fucking know, right? Name the last three owners of the Seattle Seahawks.

They take it to that level, you know what I mean? But I love how you know, Nea is like,

oh, you should go on then just, you know, give the money to a charity. Fuck the charity.

I do enough benefits as a comedian. I can't go on TV and try to win some money for me.

You know, hit a couple of categories and they're going, woo, you know, I'm going to go on

TV and expose how limited my fucking, I don't know, my world is, I don't know. I'm going

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