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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-9-20

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2020

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about animal fights, price gouging, and the great indoors.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before

0:06.7

Friday Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking it on you. Sorry, I've been on

0:19.6

YouTube watching videos teach yourself how to sing.

0:23.4

I've lost count was his week five week five. All right, this is the only way out of this

0:36.6

shit. Okay, I think we they either need to come up with a vaccine or a fucking test everybody

0:49.3

can take. That's it. That's it because this fucking cell quarantine shit. It's just it's

0:54.6

just not working. It's just not working people. Yeah, people, you know, you got too many

0:59.8

mouth breathers. There's too many homeless people. There's too many conspiracy theorists. It's

1:05.6

just how do you hurt? There's only one way to do it. And that's how this country was conquered.

1:14.1

It's done with the gun. Anyway, trying to enjoy this time off people. Try to enjoy it as much

1:26.2

as you can. There's much as you can. Oh, by the way, lady Gaga is doing a concert to help

1:34.2

out fucking brilliant, brilliant marketing, marketing, marketing, marketing, brilliant marketing.

1:45.7

You know that we're all in this together. She somehow twists that into an economic thing.

1:50.5

It's fucking brilliant. I have all these people go on the celebrities are going like, yeah,

1:55.2

you know, we're all in this together. Everybody just fucking, you know, fucking pulling the

1:59.2

same direction. Imagine there's no heaven, right? So that she comes out. She goes, you

2:07.6

know, fucking saying we're all in this together. It's a nice sentiment. But reality is, is

2:16.0

if you're a billionaire, you're not in the same situation as someone's oozing single

2:20.7

mom was getting the shit kicked out of her over a form and grill. Fucking brilliant.

2:27.3

She turned it into an economic thing rather than being like it doesn't make a difference

2:30.8

if you got a billion dollars or no money. If you're out there breathing on people, this

2:36.8

thing ain't going to fucking end. She turned it. She turned it into an economic thing, right?

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