Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday morning podcast from Monday.

April 13th. What's going on? How are you? You did it. I want to congratulate you. Did you ever know that you're my hero?

You made it past peak week of COVID-19. The most people were going to get it. And whatever was going to happen was going to happen.

And you got through it. And you didn't get it.

Huh? How about that? You wore your mask. You kept on your gloves. You took your vitamin C.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, don't bring on me. Six feet motherfucker. Right? Everybody thought you were the asshole. And now look at you. You're on the other side of it. Huh?

Their regular season is over and you've gone into the playoff rounds.

Look at that. You had a great fucking combine. You're a blue chip pick now.

A symptomatic motherfucker. Well, I mean, people could say that. Yeah, really mathematically speaking, uh, over 99% of the world's population could say that.

All right. But still. A lot of people got that shit. And you didn't. You didn't. And I'll tell you if if world history.

And the causes of war that I have learned throughout week week, fucking either come in or go out. God damn thing.

I'm my fucking house. Any time anybody fucking walks in and out.

Anyway, if anything is told me what that means.

Okay, that you are asymptomatic after peak week. What I've learned through my reading of history, that means only one thing and one thing only.

God loves you better.

Okay, God, God, don't get me wrong. God loves everybody.

Okay, but certain people he loves more. Okay. And depend. Oh my God. And depending on what book you got you guys hearing that thing,

thing, thing, every fucking five seconds. I don't understand it. Do not understand it.

Like a criminal is going to stop. Oh, they, they, they fucking, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing. If that's just coming upstairs to me,

then all he's got to do is snuff me out, right? Yeah. That's what I've learned throughout history. There are, there's pending on what book you read.

All right, if you read the Quran, God loves Muslims, the most. If you read the, the Bible, he loves the Christians. If you read, what did Jewish people read?

The Torah. Or is that a kind of sushi? What the fuck is that Bible? They have the Bible. They just, they just stop.

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