Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-6-23

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

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4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2023

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Bill rambles about the Patrice O'Neal benefit, boots, and idiots who need helicopter rescues.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just
0:04.6	before Friday Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you who I am in New York City.
0:12.2	Buh, buh, buh, buh, do do do do. Hang it out an extra day after the 10th annual Patrisso
0:19.0	Neal Comedy Benefit. It was a smashing success. I'm hanging out for an extra day because I'm
0:27.5	going to go see you, Seth Dave's at the Blue Note tonight. I've never seen a show there. This
0:35.3	guy's an incredible drummer and he's always playing with amazing musicians and I was like,
0:39.8	you know what? I'm always fucking leaving or I'm always getting there a day later. I'm going
0:45.4	to stay in next today. Fuck it. I've been home three months with the family. Dad can spend one more
0:50.4	day out on the road to go see this amazing drummer and then I'll be home for most of April, which
0:56.6	will be cool. So I'm very excited to be going over there. I got my old man Earplugs probably going
1:05.0	to swing by the cellar and do a spot. You know, I dropped by the stand in New York Comedy Club the
1:11.0	other night. Sort of been stand downtown here. So I've been doing that. I visited some friends.
1:18.3	You know, didn't quite stick with my, well, I didn't stick with my first 10 days of the month.
1:24.2	I had a, I had coffee yesterday and today, I mean, what the fuck I'm in New York? What am I not
1:32.6	going to do that? And then I smoked a cigar on two different occasions with the front of my. So
1:41.4	I owe the till two days. So now I have to go until April 12th. It's just how it works, whatever.
1:47.4	It'll still be the same amount of days. But anyway, just had an amazing time being out here and
1:58.8	fucking psyched. I did my laundry. There's nothing better than that. But you're on the road for like a
2:02.7	week. Go that fucking dirty laundry and underwear and socks and shit. I fucking hate stuff in the back
2:09.0	in the bag. So I just went to a laundromat and did it fucking old school style.
2:19.1	Because I waited till the last day and you can't do wash and fold on the same day. I think you can.
2:23.6	I'm not sure. I just wasn't sure. So I said, fuck it. I just went and did it and knock that out. So
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