Monday Morning Podcast 4-3-23
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 3 April 2023
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Bill rambles about kindles, reptile scientists, and jaguars.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, April 3rd, 2020 tree. |
| 0:09.0 | What's going on? And how are you? I'll tell you what's going on with me. I forgot today was Monday. |
| 0:16.0 | I was literally on the plane, on an airplane. |
| 0:22.0 | A coyote bitch is in heat. I was on the plane and I fucking said, wait a minute. |
| 0:28.0 | I got to do a part with the fuck today's Monday. Oh, Jesus. You know what happened? |
| 0:34.0 | Was I did two shows last night? So that made it feel like it was Saturday night. |
| 0:40.0 | In my head it was Saturday night. But to everybody else, it was Sunday night and you guys all agreed. |
| 0:46.0 | So today's today is in fact Monday. So my apologies for being late. |
| 0:52.0 | I'm not going to apologize for what I did last night on stage for two shows in Ottawa, which was fucking murder. |
| 0:59.0 | Talking shit here. No, I had good shows. I felt really good about it. It was the perfect amount of silly that I needed. |
| 1:12.0 | And the crowds were fucking amazing. I was up there in Ottawa, right? I flew in Friday because I was going to the Ottawa Senators |
| 1:20.0 | versus the Toronto Maple Leafs on Saturday night. And like I mentioned before, I've been trying to go to a game up there forever. |
| 1:27.0 | I was supposed to go with the buddy of mine 11 years ago and unfortunately a friend of mine passed away. |
| 1:32.0 | I had to go to the funeral. |
| 1:37.0 | So I got put on hold and then years went by. I tried again and something else fucking came up. |
| 1:43.0 | Ottawa, I could just never, you know, I was joking with them when I went on stage. |
| 1:48.0 | You know, I said, hey, you know, it's nice to be in this city. Everybody skips. |
| 1:54.0 | Because everybody does Montreal. Then everybody goes over to Toronto hoping they're going to run into Drake at a Raptor's game. |
| 2:03.0 | And then they can fucking, you know, do that whole thing. Whatever, whatever that world is that I've never been in. |
| 2:12.0 | You know, I was thinking about that. You know, somebody was talking about some shit that used to happen at the comedy store. |
| 2:18.0 | I'm like, that never happened. Yeah, they, they used to happen. I was like, well, fuck was I? I was there. |
| 2:28.0 | Well, Billy introvert, you know, serve me well though. It has served me well. I just go in. I do my shows. |
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