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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-30-20

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2020

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about thanking the doctors, football cards, and Bill Laimbeer at the top of key.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before

0:06.4

Friday Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you. Check it in to see how

0:15.8

your week is going. Shout out to all the economies that are starting to open up. You know,

0:26.6

see how it goes. Shout out to the cheesecake factory out there and from somewhere in Texas.

0:34.7

The waffle house in Georgia. And that Botox clinic down there in Orange County. They're

0:42.4

all going to fall on the knife for the rest of us. I don't know if this is true. This

0:48.6

is just I don't watch the news. This is just shit. People on the phone have told me.

0:53.2

All right. And I know there's a lot of commercials because I've been watching a lot of TV. I know

0:59.2

there's a lot of commercials out there thanking everybody. We want to thank all the what do

1:06.6

they call them? Necessary workers out there. Surprise. It hasn't been any pushback. You know,

1:17.0

to save it. Some people are necessary and other people aren't necessary makes some of most

1:23.8

people are going to be feeling unnecessary. And during these uncertain times, I think

1:31.0

everybody needs to feel that they're contributing. You know, the one great thing about all of

1:41.7

this shit has been it kind of shut up. All of the, well, I guess now then they're kind

1:48.3

of going again with the whole brave thing. You know, these people who are during this

1:54.0

thing going to work and making money. Well, thank you to all of them all the necessity,

2:02.2

necessary people. You know, but it's always a sexy job, isn't it? Right? Who do they

2:08.8

give a shout out to? Right? Other doctors and the nurses all banging each other with their

2:13.5

fucking COVID scrubs on. You know, living in many series, some a list movie stars going

2:21.8

to play one of them. Doctor, we're out of beds. Oh, God damn it. Throw a pillow on a radiator.

2:29.3

I don't give a shit. I got patients to treat this summer. Josh Gad is a Joe six pack doctor.

2:42.2

What was it like to play Joe six pack doctor? Well, you know, just, I mean, I'm just an actor.

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