Monday Morning Podcast 5-4-20

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2020

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Bill rambles about Joe six pack, Jordan docs, and talking about other people’s money.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:02.3	It's Bill Burnett's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, May 4th, 2020.
0:11.3	What's going on?
0:12.2	How are you?
0:12.8	May 4th, everybody.
0:14.0	We are 11 days away from this whole thing.
0:17.6	Just open it back up again.
0:20.2	I know that's true because old Donnie Boy said it was going to happen.
0:25.6	Donnie Boy, Donnie Boy, yeah, da, da, da, da, da, da.
0:30.8	He says it's all opening up on May 15th, which totally makes sense.
0:35.3	Do you know what?
0:36.3	If he reopens it and everybody gets sick, the fact that he's going to get shit for that,
0:42.2	when I am still, I'm taking my daily walk, my old man walk, old shuffling down the street
0:47.7	like some old fucking mob boss, you know, who's trying to pretend he's insane.
0:51.5	You know, I don't have the bathroom on, but I definitely got the mask and all of that
0:54.4	shit, right?
0:55.4	I go out to the grocery stoo, I wait my turn to go in, I got the gloves, I got the mask,
1:03.0	right?
1:04.0	Looking like a fucking beekeeper, right?
1:09.0	But there's just too many selfish fucking cuts.
1:11.6	I see yesterday.
1:13.2	Jesus Christ, it was just yesterday.
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