Hey, what's going on is Bill Bird. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, April 27th.

2020. How's it going? Are you hanging in there? Are you running out of fucking projects to do?

Oh my God, this has been the longest month of my fucking life. Jesus Christ. Remember when you watched the

Shawshank redemption? How that movie was so long, I was like, what the fuck is going on?

And then I realized, oh, I know what they're doing. They're giving me the sense of what it's like to do time.

I'm not shitting on the movie either because I love the movie, but

it was fucking long. The guy was in jail for a long time, right? Hey, I don't know. Anyway,

I'm sorry. Jesus Christ. If you guys ever wanted to know what it was like to be a comedian out on the road

and you had to kill a day waiting for your show later on that night, you know, this is what it feels like.

Remember that back in the day you'd just be sitting there going, oh, you know, I heard, oh,

they got an exhibit downtown. The first Ferris wheel ever was made. It's like a 20 minute walk if

you want to do that. The worst is when I get paired up with a comic, I didn't want to go and do

anything. I just would sit in the fucking condo. You know, ordering food, playing,

food, broadest PlayStation. I remember when I very saw the comic that brought us PlayStation.

I was always like, all right, that guy's not going to make it.

Like I was working harder because I was going to go to the fucking Arch and St. Louis.

By the way, one of the scariest tourist attractions I've ever been to.

A lot of people probably don't know this, but you can actually go up into the Arch.

And it's like these egg, I don't know if they still like that. They look like little eggs.

These elevated things that brings you up. It's like the thing that fucking morque used to get out of

on more can Mindy. Now, I'm a 40 year old fucking reference, right?

So you go up this fucking thing and you start thinking like, well, wait a minute, it's some

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