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🗓️ 20 April 2017
⏱️ 144 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just |
0:04.8 | before Friday Monday morning podcast and just checking in on you. I'm just |
0:13.0 | checking in on you. Oh, Needy, where are you going? Going to go work out. There you go. Get on the elliptical. |
0:19.0 | Yeah, I'm going to do it. I am. All right. That was part of our pre-nuptial agreement. |
0:24.4 | No, it wasn't. Keep it looking good. It's exactly what it is. You would never dare try to get a |
0:31.3 | pre-nuptial agreement with me. What are you talking about? I'm throwing it out there right now. |
0:36.6 | I'm going to get a post married pre-nuptial agreement. No, I'm going to get. All right. |
0:43.4 | It's mine. Oh, mine. You know, I don't even give a shit. You want all this stuff? I don't care. |
0:48.7 | That's a fucking headache. So I'll take enough for sandwich. I'm good. I want every color of |
0:54.6 | eyes on shirt. Yeah, seriously though. I will, I will leave you. There's a certain level |
1:05.7 | that if you, ow, that if you drop below, I'm walking his bald pasty red-headed male pushing 50. |
1:13.3 | Yeah, good luck. Okay. Don't look at me like I don't have options, woman. I've been out to the |
1:18.7 | strip malls. I've seen the looks. Okay. You put me in a strip mall near that has a dentist and a |
1:26.1 | place where they do your taxes. Okay. Fucking head just whipping around. Yeah. |
1:32.8 | Yeah. |
1:38.9 | She could at least pretend that I'm still kind of good looking, right? All right. |
1:42.0 | Anyways, what's up everybody? How are you? How's your week going? Is it going bad? Well, |
1:47.1 | it's almost over. At least the bad part of it is. Huh? How about a moment of silence? |
1:53.9 | How about a fucking moment of silence for everybody who's sitting in a fucking place? They don't |
1:58.0 | want to be right now. Huh? There was your moment. And you know what? That's all you deserve. Why are |
2:04.9 | you still there? Stand up, push that plastic wheel chair away from that fucking. I know. |
2:10.9 | You below with the what that one you do, right? Don't do that. You need a plan. Come up with a |
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