Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning

podcast for Monday.

Flock in April 17th, 2017. What's going on? How are you? Happy Patriots day,

everybody. I believe that only, what's my voice right now? I believe that

Massachusetts is kind of the only place that takes Patriots day off. Kind of

sort of, you know, they have the blost in marathon, right? They usually play a

Red Sox game during the day. For everybody doesn't want to fucking run around

or watch a bunch of skinny people running down the damn street, shitting

themselves on had break hill. Every year somebody shits themselves in that

race. You know that? Anytime there's a marathon, there's people that push

themselves so hard that they literally shit themselves. Is they fucking running

up the hill? You know those runners, they wear those little fucking nylon shorts

and stuff. So there's nowhere for it to go. And these maniacs, they just

stay just keep running with shit going down the back of their legs like one

of those fucking horses. They carry, you know, drags the newlyweds around the

park. You know, but even them, you know, they put the tail up, they fucking shoot

it out. Oh, he's going in early with the shit jokes, everybody. Is this what

it's going to be? Is it literally going to be a shit show? Yeah, so whatever.

Happy Patriot State everybody. I don't even know what Patriot State is, you

know, I don't think it's about the football team because it's not football

season. It's just that when we raise the banner, Patriot State, let's look it up.

Shall we people? Patriots day, hashtag what the fuck is it? Why does it

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