Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-16-15

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

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4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2015

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about head transplants, buying a rug and debuts the gym song.

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0:00.0	I'm not sure if you're going to
0:02.0	get a call.
0:07.0	Hey, what's going on? It's Bill
0:08.1	Burr and just check it on
0:11.1	you on the Thursday afternoon
0:12.1	just before Friday Monday
0:15.1	morning podcast. How's it
0:17.1	going? How's your week been
0:19.1	going so far? Is it been good?
0:21.1	I just got fucking screwed. You
0:24.1	know, my wife wanted a rug,
0:26.1	right? So she gets a rug
0:29.2	and you've foster a dog. You're
0:31.2	just fostering it. Now, you're
0:33.3	fucking own it. The second it's
0:35.3	home. So they're telling me,
0:37.3	you know, you should haggle
0:39.3	with this guy. Haggle with
0:41.4	them. And I'm like, all right,
0:43.4	they go, yeah, he's he's Iranian.
0:45.4	They love doing it. They love
0:47.4	haggle it. So I'm like, oh, I'd
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