Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burnett. It's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, April 20th, April 20th. How you doing? What's going on?

Talking to you from the road? Don't you know, um, sorry. I'm in the middle of nowhere, man. I'm in fucking shadow, new, good Tennessee. And I haven't seen shit. I haven't seen shit here yet. I haven't seen shit here yet.

Um, I'm in the middle of the southern tour here, uh, traveling on the bus, fueling up next to truckers. The whole other world, man. Whole other world. No truck drivers, you know, but you know what? I only saw one real fat one.

I saw one fatty. You know, one big guy was just like, dude, you need to, uh, you need to start jogging some laps around your truck, man. That's got to be the hardest fucking job to stay in shape. Holy shit.

So one guy has fucking sitting there. He's got a dog in there. You know, how to fuck to make any time when you got a dog? I mean, you got a fucking pull over every couple hours, right? I guess you got to get gas anyways.

Think you got to take a shit, you know.

You can just fucking pull it over. It's a goddamn 18 wheel. 18 wheel. Um, anyways, this is the Monday morning podcast. This is going to be a fucked up one because I'm an assilias mood. And I have no idea what's going on in the world right now.

I know that there was some refugees that floated over on some little boat, not a little boat like 700 people. I got fucking hate those stories.

They always skipped the part too where they go. There's some bodies being seen. They never talk about all that quint from Josh shit. The amount that we're treading water and got eaten by sharks.

Dude, you know, bad a country has to be for you to fucking take your chances doing that. This, you wouldn't get me out on a fucking lake.

I don't I do not fuck with I go into pools. I'll I'm gonna pool all goddamn day. Fuck that. I wouldn't go on a pond.

Fuck that. God damn people trying to cross the Mediterranean sea. I don't even know where they were coming from. Jesus Christ.

Now, how do you as a dictator at that point? Do you how do you not know at that point? Like, hey, maybe I maybe I should ease up a little bit on the people here.

They're fucking they're trying to cross the Mediterranean on a goddamn hoopty. People fucking boogie boards and shit at that point. You got to know, you know, if even if you didn't give a shit about him, you'd have to be thinking like, I think there's going to be an attempt made on my life pretty soon.

You know, considering 700 people just died, you figure they got to have a bunch of people that loved them, right?

So they three people loved all those people. There's 2100 people that want to fucking kill me extra today as a dictator.

You know, probably helpful fact she looked to see which one it was. The only dictator I knew in that got beaten to death by shit from auto zone.

Remember that guy, Kudafi, he got beaten to death with like fucking car batteries and antennas walking around half his fucking uniform on.

That was a travesty. You know what I mean? That was like worse than seeing Emmett Smith playing for the Arizona Cardinals. You know that, you know, like when you just see like me and Versi talk about that Patrick Newwick, Patrick Ewing when he played for like Orlando.

Just seeing him in that uniform, seeing Kudafi walking around with half his boy scout uniform on begging for his life.

Like I was a fan, but you know, it's like you got to, you know, you got to know when to get out of show business and that includes being a dictator.

You got to know you got to be able to feel it. You got to be sitting there going, all right, people are leaving this country and shit boats just to get away from me.

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