Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, April 13th,

2015, you know, Monday the 13th is not bad luck. It's Friday the 13th. So fucking relax because I

said 13, right? Before you get all I do, you got to rub the fucking Gallic in vinegar and you left

ass cheek because the devil lives on the left side. You're going to have a good day. All right,

let's get down to it. I talked a lot of shit. I talked a lot of shit. Oh, the fuck you, you

centered offense. You know, you actually know why I've talked all that shit because I wasn't watching

hockey. And all I saw, I knew the Bruins would want a couple because I follow them on my little

smartphone there. You know, I follow the Bruins, the Canadians and the Kings, the Bruins and the

Kings because I like them and the Canadians because I hate them, right? And I just always want to know

what those fucking blueblanc, a douche doing, right? Actually, I like the team. I just hate their fans,

you know, they don't really know hockey. They think they do and they put on loafers and they,

they win. I mean, no Canadian fan can ever say that they know hockey when you watched your fan

base boo Patrick Waw out of town because he had a bad regular season game. And that curse hangs

over you, which is why you won't win it again this year. All right, what else? It's not being a

compil. So any reason why I talk shit was because I like everybody else saw that thing where the

Bruins were selling playoff tickets. Playoffs. So I thought they made it. So I just, you know,

was just being a douche and I started giving the fucking senators shit. I didn't even know. That's

how bad a fan I was this year. But, but I stuck with them. And I kept talking shit. I hoped

against hope yesterday. Bruins tied it up, you know, going over time and then they fucking lost.

But, I don't know. A lot of Bruins fans that season was a fucking disgrace and blah, blah, blah,

blah, blah. Then other fans giving me shit partly. It's because I talked all that shit. But like,

I don't really consider it a fucking disgrace. You know what I mean? We're great franchise.

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