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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-11-19

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2019

⏱️ 116 minutes

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Bill rambles about Premiere League, Hollywood deals, and pearls. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on?

0:02.6

It's Bill Byrne.

0:03.6

It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast, and I'm

0:09.9

just checking it on you.

0:12.1

I'm checking it on you, because I care.

0:16.9

Okay, in this time when everybody else is just thinking about themselves and their issues,

0:23.4

I'm the person that cares about everybody else.

0:25.9

And now I'm going to tell you about it, because that's what the world is about now.

0:30.6

The world is not about trying to go out and go, you don't do a good thing unless everybody

0:35.2

knows you did a good thing.

0:38.0

Here's me helping an old lady across the street, hang on, Granny, look into my phone while

0:44.4

I take a selfie of what a good fucking person I am.

0:50.6

And then I hashtag it humble.

0:54.9

Just had the most amazing experience helping an old person across the street, which I documented

1:00.2

on my smartphone.

1:02.2

Hashtag humbled.

1:05.0

Hashtag learned from your elders.

1:08.6

Oh, I am in an extra country mood today.

1:11.9

I'm not going to lie to you.

1:13.4

It has nothing to do with the hipsters.

1:15.0

It's got nothing to do with the man cheering you candidate.

1:17.6

Hey, by the way, I want to apologize to everybody in England, the UK, what else do you

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