Monday Morning Podcast 4-8-19
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 8 April 2019
⏱️ 68 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burrard. It's time for the Monday morning podcast from Monday, April 8th, |
| 0:06.0 | 2019. Still want to say 18, 2019. What's going on? |
| 0:11.2 | How to fuck are you? How was your goddamn weekend? |
| 0:16.6 | You know when people ask you a question or there's something you still a bit about that. They just ask you a question so they can fucking say what they want to say. |
| 0:23.4 | Okay, how you doing on it's good. Oh, fucking doing great. |
| 0:26.8 | Hey, I'm asking you how your weekends going because I I'm fucking |
| 0:33.3 | coming up on next week this |
| 0:36.4 | Everybody thinks the big story this week the big fucking story. What are they talking about? Oh, oh, oh, oh the fucking NCAA finals game. |
| 0:46.0 | Oh, baseball's underway. Oh, the NHL playoffs are starting. |
| 0:50.8 | NBA's right around everybody thinks those are the big story. Oh, Trump fired somebody else. |
| 0:55.2 | Oh, it's chaos in Libya. |
| 1:01.1 | Somebody fucking stepped on somebody's toe in Canada and didn't apologize. |
| 1:06.8 | Now they've been canceled on Canadian Twitter. |
| 1:10.8 | Everybody thinks those are the big stories. Those are not |
| 1:14.4 | all right |
| 1:16.0 | And I'm ashamed of all of you if you think that these stories are bigger than the fact that old freckles |
| 1:21.0 | Has gone 19 weeks without drinking and coming up this weekend. That's 20 weeks |
| 1:27.2 | 2-0 baby. I'm almost halfway fucking there just like that |
| 1:35.4 | The man shut it down |
| 1:38.6 | So there you go. All you AA motherfuckers out there trying to say I was one of you |
| 1:43.1 | That I needed this whole gang of people to help me fucking walk out of a bar like Kellen Winslow after that |
| 1:48.4 | Fucking Miami Dolphin game. I don't need you fucking people. I |
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