Monday Morning Podcast 4-15-19

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2019

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Bill rambles about Tiger Woods, war games, and groping. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burns time for the Monday morning podcast from Monday April 15th
0:07.4	2019 how you guys doing today on this fucking tax day?
0:12.3	Huh?
0:13.3	Oh, Uncle Sam's knocking at you door Uncle Sam. He's a horror. He's taking all your fucking money
0:19.9	Unless you didn't do shit
0:21.9	And then he gives you some I
0:23.9	Didn't do anything this year Uncle Sam. Oh, they're there. Here's some money for you
0:29.9	Hey, Uncle Sam, I worked my balls off. I'll take that
0:41.4	Anyways, I hope today finds you on the fun side of tax day. I hope it does. I hope it does
0:47.2	You know, it's funny as I actually found a fucking W9 or whatever
0:50.8	I have to go give them my accountant and it's the 15th and he's gonna be like well
0:56.2	We're the fuck was this way of fucking how I was asking where are you fucking dummy fucking nines for her man
1:03.0	My my lawyer is a
1:05.2	He's a southern character
1:07.7	My lawyer my my accountant
1:10.1	How are you guys? How are you this morning? I'm actually
1:13.2	You see I didn't even wait to see how you're doing because I don't care
1:16.3	I'm it's all about me on this podcast. That's why I don't have guests. Oh
1:23.2	Freckles is fucking white out
1:26.5	um
1:28.3	This is the thing about being a fucking redhead even when the red party ahead is gone
1:33.3	um
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