Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-9-17
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 32.8K Ratings
🗓️ 9 March 2017
⏱️ 93 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? |
| 0:02.2 | It's Bill Burns time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast and |
| 0:07.0 | I'm just checking in on you. |
| 0:13.8 | Listen to this shit. |
| 0:15.9 | I just got back from where that was. |
| 0:18.6 | I Phoenix, Arizona, home of the suns, home of the coyotes, home of the fucking, I don't |
| 0:24.5 | know, grapefruit league, not grapefruit league, what a instructional league. |
| 0:27.9 | I don't know what the fuck is. |
| 0:29.5 | Home of the diamondbacks, home of the fucking cartels. |
| 0:36.5 | All right, I just got back from there. |
| 0:40.2 | Okay, I'm coming home. |
| 0:41.8 | I'm taking a cab because I'm old. |
| 0:44.0 | I don't do fucking Uber. |
| 0:45.5 | I don't do lift. |
| 0:46.7 | I don't do any of that bullshit. |
| 0:48.4 | All right, I'm fucking calling somebody and they just pull up in a car. |
| 0:52.4 | I just, I don't, I don't do it, right? |
| 0:54.2 | Fucking take caps. |
| 0:56.2 | I pull up to my house and this is fucking whatever state truck there. |
| 1:02.0 | These fucking guys are in my yard. |
| 1:05.2 | The gate's open and one of the guys got a ladder up to the side of my house. |
| 1:12.0 | So I just walk in. |
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