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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 3-13-17

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2017

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about do-wop, heaven and half-a-dude wrasslin.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on is bill burn. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday March 13th,

0:07.0

2017. What's going on?

0:10.0

How are you?

0:12.0

How are you? You know what I ask you that every week, how are, but this, you know, this Monday,

0:17.0

I would really like to know how are you? What's going on?

0:22.0

Mandy, what's going on with you? You're, you're scaring me.

0:28.0

You know, that's the type of shit you can do when you're abroad, but if you're a guy, you can't do that.

0:33.0

You can't be like Mike, what's going on with me? What's going on with me? What's going on with you? You're scaring me.

0:37.0

You know, was you taking by both his hands?

0:41.0

All right, I got an hour here to do and I'm going to be honest with you. I don't have shit to say,

0:48.0

because my life has become very compartmentalized.

0:51.0

Being a dad here, daddy, oh, oh, she's asleep downstairs, man. She's fucking awesome.

0:58.0

Anybody who says they're being apparent is hard, is a fucking pussy.

1:01.0

You know, I'm not saying that it's not tedious. I'm not saying it's not like walking around with a little fucking kettlebell all day long, you know?

1:09.0

Especially if you fucked up one of your rotator cuffs.

1:12.0

I got to keep her in close on the right hand side, you know? Keep her in tight.

1:17.0

Keep barber. Don't fumble. But we just sat around. We listened a lot of music with her.

1:24.0

I was listening to fucking, there was, I listened to you say, just like, they called malt shop oldies.

1:31.0

It's basically like, do up from the 1950s and I kind of settled on that channel.

1:36.0

And after a while, I wanted to turn the channel, but I couldn't because she was sleeping and the remote was across the table.

1:43.0

Once they once they follow sleep, dude, it's just like, you know, I don't care what position you're in,

1:48.0

you're not moving. Cause they fucking sleep it, right? So I just sat there and listened on a loop to all this.

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