Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday.

Match 6th, 2017. What's going on? Everybody? I am in Phoenix, Arizona.

Isn't that exciting? Phoenix, Arizona.

Um, it actually is, man, I'm psyched and working at stand-up live doing two shows tonight, two shows Tuesday, two shows Wednesday.

I'm, um, you know, putting together my new hour and everything and I got a bunch of shit.

I've actually been listening to my act. I always, you know, when I'm putting together a new hour, oh, I always record.

I just never fucking listen. Well, now I'm finally listening to my act.

I figured it out when I can do it because I've had to fuck months to sit there and listen to yourself.

But I'm doing is, um, I listen to it on the car ride home.

You know, if I had a decent set, if I had a shitty set, what's the fucking point? You know what I mean?

It's kind of like if you're always taping your, your team, right?

But you only watch if they win. You know, I know people who do that shit.

They like know what the fuck happens before they watch it and if they lose, they just don't even fucking watch.

So I've actually been watching and that type of shit and, uh, speaking of which your team went in and losing,

and all, uh, freckles came in, uh, last night and I went to the Phoenix Sons were playing my boss, did Celtics.

So I decide, you know what? I'm going to go to that game, right?

My hundred and 17th fucking franchise professional home team, I've, whatever,

professional sports team that I've seen a home game of, hundred and fucking 17 of these motherfuckers.

I got 10 more to go. I can't get out any 10.

Every time I get to 10 and I'm like, oh, one more team.

I'll fucking then I'll have nine left and somebody moves.

You know, I got down to 10. I'm like, all right, the next one's going to get me down to nine.

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