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🗓️ 2 March 2017
⏱️ 115 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Thursday afternoon Monday |
0:06.1 | Monty podcast just before Friday and I'm just checking in on you. I'm just |
0:14.0 | checking in on you. See now your weeks going. Oh, it's Thursday. You know, somebody |
0:20.0 | gave me shit the other day. Fucking talking about how, you know, I always say |
0:24.1 | Thursday it's payday. Like, oh, what kind of fucking job did you have? |
0:28.1 | Well, you got by always got paid on Friday. I always got paid on Thursday, whatever. |
0:31.3 | So you get your money today, you get it tomorrow, right? We all know you're |
0:35.8 | gonna be broke by Tuesday, right? Wednesday walking around. You know, with your |
0:40.1 | brown bag, you got to bring a fucking lunch because you got no money for |
0:43.1 | fucking to go out to the roach coach. Hey, you packed a lunch. Yeah, you know, |
0:50.3 | front of your healthy. You broke, aren't you? Yeah. I can't believe the fucking money I |
0:57.3 | used to blow when I was a kid. I used to make 260 bucks a week, right? My only |
1:03.2 | expense I had I had a car payment, 138, $138.62. I still remember it. And that was |
1:12.1 | it. And gas. That was making 260 bucks. That was that was my take home. 260 |
1:17.8 | bucks a week, right? So what's that? 860 times four is 240. I was making over a |
1:23.3 | grand a month and I be fucking broke every Wednesday. Fucking idiot. I swear to |
1:29.1 | God, if I was a miser, I might as well have been a miser. That's what the fuck I |
1:33.6 | should have done. Tell me I was going out in the clubs and crushing it. |
1:38.0 | Coming out with my fucking orange afro. Hey, ladies. I mean, it was a |
1:45.1 | shit show. It was Charlie Brown trying to kick the football. It was like Atlanta |
1:50.6 | trying to win a championship. Oh, come on, Bill. Come on. The new Cleveland |
1:56.1 | ladies and gentlemen, all of a sudden Cleveland wins a fucking basketball |
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