Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday Morning Podcast for

Monday, February 27th, 2017. What's going on? I was like, oh, sorry, the podcast is a

little bit late this week. You know, the fucking check out was, you know, 10 a.m. at this

place I was staying at. And I thought I could sleep till 10 and then do the fucking podcast

and leave it noon. That's what I thought, you know, I'm sorry. Am I still in America? Check

out time is maybe 11. Where the fuck is it? 10 a.m. The fuck is Trump not president anymore?

I mean, I thought this was something that he thought he was going to make a great again.

Make a great again. Have me check out at one in the fucking afternoon. Once you sign an

executive order for that, your orange headed cunt. How about that? This podcast is not funny.

It's sad. It's a lonely man by himself. Sorry for the bad Trump impression. Anyways, I am in

Gainesville, Florida right now. And you probably wonder, Bill, what the fuck are you doing in Gainesville, Florida?

Home of the Florida Gators. You know, you're on there. You're there in a fucking Monday.

And it's not football season. Why are you here? It's because I have to do the makeup date

for the show that I was going to do back in November when I was going to go to the Florida

Gators game down there at the fucking swamp. I was going to do that and go to the Florida

Gator LSU game. And that game got rained out, whatever. They had a fucking hurricane and

everybody freaked out because Jacksonville was going to get the shit kicked out of them.

Gainesville was, you know, as far as I'm concerned, it was safe. You know, my complete lack

of a meteorological background. Is that the right word? I don't know. So I'm back here.

I'm back here, you know, in February when nothing's going on. Oh, shit. What about that team?

What if they're fucking team as a basketball team as a game tonight? Maybe that's it. Maybe

that's what's going on. I don't fucking know. Anyways, I'm here in fucking day. Gainesville

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