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🗓️ 18 March 2016
⏱️ 59 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast and |
0:07.0 | I'm just checking on you. I fucked up today. I forgot it was Thursday. I really wasn't doing shit today. It's just one of those |
0:19.6 | You know, you never had one of those days you didn't know was Thursday. You always said Thursday. I thought it was Wednesday |
0:26.6 | Yeah, I had one of those days and I was just fucking driving around. I met a buddy. I was on my way out to |
0:34.1 | Fucking Santa Monica to go smoke with cigar my first one in like a month and |
0:39.8 | Andrew's like he's gonna record today and I was like record. He's like, yeah, it's Thursday. I was like, oh geez, he's there |
0:46.5 | So my apologies |
0:48.5 | My apologies. I didn't check in on you |
0:52.0 | Yeah, I almost did. Did you feel not loved? You know, this is a bit when you really think about it |
0:56.3 | This is like the end of one of those |
0:58.3 | Feel good like Christmas movies or after school specials and like we didn't think you were coming and then you did |
1:05.2 | But I guess I didn't for most of you because it's 1026 LA time as I'm recording this so most of you guys back east |
1:12.5 | In central time. I just fucked over half the people |
1:16.4 | In this country as far as not checking in on them as far as people that listen to this podcast |
1:20.5 | So I'm basically saying that if this was a presidential campaign |
1:24.0 | This would be the end of my campaign. I would have to uh |
1:28.8 | I'd have to try and fight it off, you know |
1:31.5 | Mr. Bart, I love |
1:33.7 | you you |
1:35.6 | Tell the people of America you're gonna do a podcast every Thursday as |
1:41.3 | Last Thursday and even go to about it for the last year or so, but last Thursday you actually |
1:47.7 | Did not check in on the east coast or the central coast or the central part of the country whatever |
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