Monday Morning Podcast 3-14-16

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

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4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2016

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Bill rambles about World War II Leaflets, Los Angeles and painting your own home. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:02.8	It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast from Monday.
0:06.8	March 14th, 2016.
0:09.3	How you doing?
0:10.3	How's it going?
0:11.3	How are you?
0:12.3	Oh, look at you.
0:13.3	Wow, you look great.
0:14.3	Did you lose up you?
0:15.3	Is that a new blouse?
0:16.5	What did you do?
0:17.5	You did something different.
0:18.5	Is there anything worse than watching somebody do that?
0:26.3	Coming up and they take the two women meet, right?
0:29.0	They grab each other by both hands, right?
0:31.3	And then they look at you and they fucking hold the hands out.
0:34.4	I think I've talked about this before.
0:35.7	Look at you.
0:36.7	What are you doing?
0:38.5	Secretly hating the woman because she looks better.
0:41.8	You know, I can't you be like guys.
0:45.2	We just look at each other and ask guys to pussy.
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