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🗓️ 21 March 2016
⏱️ 72 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday match 21st |
0:08.3 | 2016 what's going on? How are you this wonderful gloomy Monday where I'm at? |
0:14.6 | Gloomy out here |
0:16.3 | Chance of fucking showers |
0:19.9 | Which should be great, you know, because how it works out here and lost |
0:22.8 | Congolaises we basically every three years we get all of our rain for three years essentially that is how it works |
0:29.8 | And I know a lot of people think like oh my god, that must be so wonderful |
0:33.9 | You know you just wake up every day knowing the sun's gonna shine it fucking drives you crazy after well |
0:41.3 | Fortunately I travel enough I get on a road again |
0:45.6 | Do do meet and trump fans and some |
0:48.6 | Voting for that old guy what are the fuck's Bernie Sanders? |
0:51.3 | He wants to take all the money in from the fucking rich and give it to the board and Donald Trump he doesn't like Mexicans |
1:00.5 | And Hillary's gonna drive right between those two fucking lunatics |
1:05.8 | Good Lord Jesus fucking Christ. I haven't been watching, but I know that that's what's gonna happen |
1:11.6 | And all you brods out there who are fucking excited to finally get a fucking clam into the fucking oval office, okay? |
1:18.6 | Just I understand I don't understand. I'm not a fucking woman |
1:22.6 | I don't know what it's like to walk by a construction site and have a bunch of people communicate that they find me sexually attractive |
1:29.2 | You know |
1:30.4 | You know there is a positive way to look at that if you take away all the sexual assault vibe from it |
1:36.0 | It's kind of a you know a nice tip of the construction cat, you know |
1:39.4 | I don't walk by and they go you funny motherfucker. I get not I get nothing I get silence I get snickers |
1:45.5 | Hey fucking Caspa, right? I get I may make fun of my lack of melatonin pigment |
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