Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-10-22
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 10 March 2022
⏱️ 102 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about alarms, zoos, and cappuccinos.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? |
| 0:02.7 | It's Bill Burnett's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning |
| 0:06.7 | podcast. |
| 0:07.7 | I'm just checking in on you. |
| 0:13.6 | I'm just checking in on you. |
| 0:17.4 | Oh, Billy fucking Thesspy and doing his acting kick this month, memorizing his lines, |
| 0:25.0 | saying this stuff he memorized, standing on a piece of tape. |
| 0:29.0 | I actually have in a great time. |
| 0:33.4 | I'm having a great time, but my world is really small as I mentioned. |
| 0:38.0 | So let's get down to it. |
| 0:40.2 | Here's one for fucking old people. |
| 0:43.0 | This is something probably everybody in Australia already knows. |
| 0:47.2 | All right. |
| 0:49.4 | If you have a beat salad for dinner, the next morning you're going to think you have |
| 0:55.5 | blood in your urine. |
| 1:02.0 | And as you go into the bathroom, you're going to be like, what the fuck is that? |
| 1:06.2 | And you're going to be like, wait, am I dying? |
| 1:09.6 | Am I dying? |
| 1:10.6 | Oh, fuck, I'm dying. |
| 1:13.7 | And by the end of it, you're like, well, you know, I had a good run. |
| 1:18.2 | I had a good one. |
| 1:19.2 | What am I special? |
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