Monday Morning Podcast 3-7-22
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 7 March 2022
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Bill rambles about cold medication, Looney Tunes, and hacky activism.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn. It's time for the Thursday. Oh, sorry. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday. |
| 0:09.0 | March 2nd, 2022, 2022. |
| 0:15.0 | Match in like a lamb out like a lion. |
| 0:19.0 | Whatever the hell they say. How's it going? How's it going with you guys? I hope you guys had a great weekend. |
| 0:25.0 | I hope you caught that Celtics Brooklyn Nets game. I fucking missed it. You know, sitting here trying to fight off a cold. |
| 0:33.0 | I'm in the middle of a shoot in a movie here this whole month. So I got to stay healthy. So I just been laying in bed. |
| 0:40.0 | You know, I love when you almost catch a cold and everybody hits you with all their remedies. |
| 0:45.0 | Dude, this is what you do. You take a lamb shank, right? You strip all the fucking meat off of it. |
| 0:51.0 | You fucking suck on the bone. You gotta get the marrow, right? Everybody has this thing and then you still end up getting a cold anyway. |
| 0:58.0 | I feel like I'm sort of holding this one off. |
| 1:03.0 | I think the biggest thing is as you feel it coming on, you just do a shot of nightquill and you go to bed and you get eight full hours. |
| 1:12.0 | And then you just slam waters and you just hope for the best. Like that's the best you can do. |
| 1:17.0 | And but you gotta get the real shit. You gotta get the nightquill. You can't get that bootleg shit that they sell. |
| 1:23.0 | CVS is CVS presents our version of nightquill. |
| 1:28.0 | I don't know. There's a bunch of people being like, oh, it's actually you're exact same recipe. No, it isn't. |
| 1:34.0 | No, it isn't. Why would nightquill give CVS their fucking recipe? |
| 1:42.0 | That would make nightquill null and void. You don't do that. Did somebody works at CVS? |
| 1:50.0 | You used to bang, you know, went out deliberately went out the daughters with the person that created nightquill. |
| 1:57.0 | And after they banged, she fell asleep and then he snuck around the mansion. |
| 2:02.0 | And fucking got the nightquill recipe and brought it back to CVS and they're like, great, you don't have to fuck that nightquill chick anymore. |
| 2:09.0 | And is your golden parachute? Is that what you're telling me what happened? I mean, it's the same color. |
| 2:16.0 | The nightquill is the Johnny Walker blue of just drugging yourself. |
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