Monday Morning Podcast 3-15-22
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 15 March 2022
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about food poisoning, self-driving cars, and cologne.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burrins time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday |
| 0:06.3 | March 14th. I'm doing it on the 15th. I'm buried in this movie |
| 0:10.4 | I apologize and this thing's only gonna be a half hour long just ride with me for the next three weeks |
| 0:15.0 | And then I'll be wrapped on the movie will be doing podcasts sliders |
| 0:20.5 | Guys are gonna drop some pounds here the next few weeks |
| 0:23.0 | Yeah, I just been busted my ass and I was gonna try to do the podcast Sunday night and |
| 0:31.3 | Or maybe Monday. I don't even know what happened Monday |
| 0:35.9 | I ate a salad |
| 0:38.2 | You know because I'm trying to be in actor shape and I fucking and then I had a slice of Domino's pizza and I got all Sunday felt bad |
| 0:45.3 | It's just like was that the Domino's pizza and everybody's you know and sets going well, dude you've been eating so clean |
| 0:51.4 | You probably got a lactose intolerance |
| 0:54.9 | You know from the pizza whatever. I'm like well, you know |
| 0:57.6 | You kind of have to be like at least a 12 pack in for Domino's the taste good at least have an edible |
| 1:03.1 | You know, so I was kind of blaming the pizza and I got Tyson |
| 1:05.9 | I got to apologize to Domino's pizza. It wasn't the pizza. It was the salad and I ended up getting like some low level of food poisoning |
| 1:16.3 | Dude, I gotta tell you something |
| 1:18.3 | I |
| 1:21.0 | Went to bed that night and had to get up like three times an hour at the whole night and it was the ex the exorcist |
| 1:28.0 | And the sequel at the same time if you know what I mean. Let's just say |
| 1:33.8 | The salad utilized every exit |
| 1:38.5 | But what was amazing |
| 1:40.5 | Was I got this great night sleep despite getting up? |
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