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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-23-23

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2023

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about showbiz, the guy in the tower, and spousal murder.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just

0:05.9

before Friday, Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you. All right, and

0:12.0

hey, fuck your week. How's your day going? Huh? Did you wake up this morning, have a conference

0:18.1

call and get kicked right in your fucking red nuts? Like I did. Oh, there's no business

0:26.4

like show business like no business. I know. Take that idea and go fuck yourself. Ah,

0:36.4

whatever. It's just it's just it's a theme. It's I've always had to do it. I always get

0:41.8

to go fuck yourself and then I take to go fuck yourself. I put it on my back and then

0:46.1

I walk it up the hill myself and then you get up there and it was like, you know, I knew

0:50.2

that go fuck yourself. I was going to fucking this that and the other and you got to sit

0:54.2

there going, oh yeah, I know you did. You were in my corner. Ah, anyway. Anyway, that

1:03.2

who gives a shit? I had a great fucking week. Um, I went to I flew my helicopter and there

1:12.8

was a couple of airports that I was telling you like I got to I got a solo one of these

1:16.6

things and I got to get the monkey off my back here. What the fuck is this? All right, so

1:23.9

of course the time I have free time I go over there. It's windy as shit, right? Windy

1:30.3

as shit if you fly, you know, a light helicopter like I do. So it was like 30 knots out. Um, and

1:41.5

I was just like, I don't give a fuck. I have a fully articulated main rotor. If if is

1:47.4

any sort of problem, I can always just set it down. I can slow down. I can just turn around

1:51.2

and go back to the airport who gives a shit, right? Visibility's, you know, what a 10

1:57.9

statute miles who gives a fuck. So of course the second I get up there, visibility goes

2:04.0

down and you know, it's bumpy or whatever. And I was just like, yeah, but it's fine.

2:12.4

You know, I can see this far. I can see over there is an airport right there. I I'm all

2:16.8

right. All right. This isn't insane. And I couldn't figure it out. It was like windy and

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