Monday Morning Podcast 2-20-23

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

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4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Bill rambles about the Federal Reserve, the great Richard Belzer, and giving your wife free flowers.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday,
0:07.8	February 20th, 2023. What's going on? How are ya?
0:17.3	How's it going? I hope it's going good with you. I hope it is. You know,
0:23.8	that's all I can say. I just hope everything is, I hope everybody's being safe. I think that the
0:31.5	persons that are in perpetued with the saloon, whatever the fuck they say on, on these shows,
0:39.1	I hope the first responders in your life are responding first. You know, and you're just
0:44.6	holding them a little closer as you think and you thought and you prayer in that order. I'm going
0:54.6	fucking stir crazy. Half of my family is sick right now. Got some sort of whatever bug is going
1:00.9	through my daughter's school. And the other half is not. I'm not sick, you know why? Because I'm a
1:07.3	fucking ginger. And according to the internet, you know, anesthetic doesn't affect us the same way.
1:16.2	We're a little weird. We're a little off. You know, personally, I think God thinks to himself,
1:21.3	well, you know, if I'm going to give this fucking thing orange hair, the least I can do is give it a
1:27.0	stronger immune system because it's going to get shit kicked out of it on the way up. Yeah,
1:35.2	I was not a redhead as a kid. I had orange hair and then it became red. And then it fell out. So,
1:40.8	I mean, that's basically it was kind of like if Manchester by the sea was, was hair. You know what
1:52.0	I mean? No, Manchester by the sea. I mean, it was just like, there was just no light at the end of
1:57.4	that tunnel. It was just like I fucked up. I was getting high and I killed my kids. And I'm never
2:06.5	going to get over it. How about now? You over it now? No, I am not. All right, that nice talk.
2:12.2	And that was all right. It was great to check in with that person.
2:20.4	You know, it was like that too. It was that movie blonde. I saw that. That was another one. There's
2:25.6	no cavalry. The sun is not going to shine. There's no white light to walk towards. I don't know what
2:32.3	those movies are called. There's like a certain something, but I respect the hell out of them.
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