The Monday Morning Podcast Live, I'm doing a live show of the podcast here in L.A.

There's only going to be like a hundred tickets.

So if you want to stream this thing, streaming tickets for the digital experience, tickets will be

available for all Monday Morning Podcast listeners to take part in the digital experience, no matter where

in the world you call home. April 23rd at noon Pacific time Pacific standard time, 3 p.m.

Eastern standard time 8 p.m. British standard time 5 a.m. Australian Eastern standard time.

I'm going to be extra ignorant, extra stupid and all of that tickets are available at www.moment.co-slazbr.

That's www.moment.momt.co-slazbr.

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday Morning Podcast for Monday.

For Monday, man, February 27th, 2023.

What's going on? How are you? Oh my god, it's the last fucking Monday of February. What are you

going to do with it? Oh, that means I go back into the fucking my 10-day detox. Oh, Bill, are you

going to bring this up every month? All right, I won't, but I'll tell you what, I'm dropping weight.

I'm finally losing this fucking COVID shit that I've been walking around with. And according

to studies, even if you walk around with just an extra 5 pounds on your belly, just that extra 5

pounds, the amount of extra stress that puts on your heart will stop you from getting to be bitched

at by your wife for another eight years. You know, you'll miss all of that. You'll miss your

shuffling years. I like how people think if they're hastening their desk, they're going to miss

their shuffling years. It's like, only if you drop dead, only if you're lucky enough to drop dead.

Underrated, dropping dead. No suffering for you just for everyone around you. All right. And then

I guess the nicer death to fucking go through a disease and then everybody gets to say goodbye,

is dropping dead the Irish goodbye of the ultimate Irish goodbye?

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