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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-22-18

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2018

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Bill rambles about the Patrice O'Neal Benefit, Women's Olympic Gold, and filthy tray number 11. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday

0:06.2

money morning podcast and just checking in on you. Little Tarzan. Little Tarzan. Very

0:15.4

little Johnny Weiss Miller. I remember that guy. That's back when Bean and Shake was just

0:22.5

not like being fat. Johnny Weiss Miller was an Olympic swimmer and even he was yanking

0:27.8

his fucking whatever the hell he had. He's a little fig leaf over his junk. He yanked

0:32.8

up past his navel. Nobody. I challenge you to find one person who was shirtless back

0:39.6

then. You could actually see that belly button. I don't know if that was because the navel

0:46.1

was considered nudity back then or lured or the devil's work, the poor hole to I don't

0:53.3

know getting some poor. I don't know. I have no idea. I don't pretend to know these things.

0:59.4

Why didn't I take out my fucking invisible line? Why didn't I take it? I forgot to take

1:03.9

the fucking shit out. I am on tray number 11, 11, 11, 11, 13. Trey 11 and 13. Isn't

1:13.2

interesting story about tray number 11. Okay. I brought it to New York. All right. Because

1:17.9

I went back to do the Patrice O'Neill, the sixth annual Patrice O'Neill benefit. By the

1:24.3

way, I think that was probably the best one we had. As far as everybody murdered, just

1:30.5

the perfect mix of people that knew him, people that were fans of him, black, white, male,

1:39.6

female, few stories about Patrice, comics, shit none each other. Vost took a fucking pound

1:46.8

like, he hosted. I don't know what he was wearing. He had this big cross be hat on. Then

1:51.3

he had like this flannel like I'm going to go see Pearl Jam shirt on, but he buttoned

1:56.2

it all the way up. You know, like they were going to we would joke and like they were

2:00.3

going to reboot that movie colors. And then he had like these red plastic shoes on that

2:07.2

he swore were the shit. I don't know what it was just one of those deals where it's just

2:10.6

like rich, you have to take one of those things off. If you're going to button up the flannel

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