Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday.

February 26, 2018. How's it going? How? Are you enjoying your February of 2018? Well, you should.

Because you never know. You never know if there's going to be another February of 2018. Nothing is promised.

Just remember to look up at the clouds today and smile.

Sorry. I'm threatening to get on Instagram once again, and I'm going to get on there, and I'm going to become someone who's in the public eye that inspires you.

So I just want to try out some of my inspiring words, you know.

My wife, my wife, she's on Instagram, and I always look at those things that always cracks me up. People sit there. They act like they're trying to inspire you, and it's really just an excuse so they can take their shirt off and show you how great a shape they're in.

Always set goals beyond your own belief in yourself, because even if you fall short, you're still in the money round.

Whatever the fight, I can never finish up. You know what I mean? Then they're just sitting there with like fucking eight pack abs.

You know, but like with a hat on like a fucking knitted hat.

It's like, dude, I thought you're cold when you put a shirt on.

All right. He starts off being country, and it's only going to get more country from there.

So I was out in Santa Monica, and I was coming back towards Hollywood, you know, to get my Botox injections.

A lot of people don't know that about myself, that I've lied to you all of these years. I'm actually 63 years old.

And I take a very high quality Botox injection every every third day, sort of like the Patron Silver of like Botox, you know.

I don't know shit about the key. I'm sure somebody's going to say, oh, actually, that's kind of a mid-range to kill.

You want more, you want more than you're going to?

No one cares. No one cares about you and you're fucking to kill a connoisseur.

So anyway, so I'm driving into Hollywood, right?

And I stop at a red light, and there's all these these prosek and amendment people standing there, right?

With like mega phones and shit, and they just keep yelling, America, love it or leave it?

It's America, love it or leave.

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