Hey, what's going on? Hey, what's going on? Hey, what's going on? Hey, what's going on? It's going on with you.

Spielberg, it's time for the Monday Morning Podcast for a Monday. February 19, 2018. Oh my God, two months are almost over.

This year is just flying by. It is if you live out here, you know, you live out here and lost.

Angle is. It's fucking awesome. As opposed. Just give us a keys. As opposed to living back east where I guess it's really fucking cold, which is where I'm about ready to go.

Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. I'm about ready to go to back east because we're doing the sixth annual Patrisso Neal Comedy Benefit.

All right, raising money and raising awareness for the greatest comedian that I ever saw live.

The sixth annual, it's going to be a great one. I can't wait. I fly out tomorrow. I'm already packed. I got my fucking ticket.

You know, I got a nice midday flight. I'm going to have a good time and then I'm going to do a late night set or some shit at the West Side Comedy Club.

Shake a little bit of the rust off and go on and try not to embarrass myself with the level of talent that we have going on there.

Of course, and you know who had an added edition this year. The teen idol sensation from the late great opian Anthony show.

Mr. Joe DeRosa, Joe DeRosa, half Egyptian, 100% Kant. Can't wait to see him. So anyway, so I'm doing this, I'm doing this podcast in the afternoon.

I hung out with my family all weekend. I had a great time except for the big fight I have with my wife other than that. It was a great time.

You know what I mean? And I made it, you know, it was Ash Wednesday the other day and I went to church for the first time in a long time just to see the band there that Dixieland band.

I don't know why they don't have that every week. You know what I mean? I would go every week if they went in the back.

They do that as opposed to coming in with that haunting fucking organ.

My fucking died for you. Oh, that shit. You know, the original, the original support to troops, first responders, the original guilt trip, the Catholic religion.

If Jesus was alive today, can you imagine the standing ovation he would get as he walked through the fucking airport if people weren't staring at their phones if they saw.

You know what I mean? Anyways, plowing ahead. So it's Ash Wednesday and I've given up arguing with my wife for lent. I'm just not going to do it.

I'm just going to experiment just completely just I'm just going to fucking I'm just going to agree with everything. Hey, hey, you want to do this horrific time eater that you'll you'll experience absolute no joy in.

Yeah, absolutely. That sounds great. You know, I'm already been doing it. It's weird and are out.

You know, because we went to the mall today, right? Who the fuck goes to the mall on a Sunday? Guess what? This guy, because I'm not arguing with my wife anymore.

Let's go go to the mall. Fucking absolutely. Let's go when everybody else has the day off to go. Right? So we go down there.

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