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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-16-23

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2023

⏱️ 127 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles with Todd Parker about Bill's first time on stage, giant slices, and Todd's new book Billionaire Boogeymen.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on is Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you

0:08.2

Once again, we have a guest. This is like we have guests all through February

0:13.3

How do I intro this son of a bitch this guy? I have known for like 30 coming up on 31 years

0:20.1

He literally the first time I ever did stand up. It was a comedy competition fine Boston's funniest college students

0:27.2

It was a competition. They needed judges. This guy was one of the judges. He literally saw the first time I went on stage and

0:34.8

Amazing comedian and he has a new book out called billionaire boogie man, which I've been reading. It's a fucking page

0:42.4

Please welcome the one and only Todd pocket dude

0:46.8

Todd Parker what's going on?

0:48.8

How you doing? I'm good to see you. How come let's you know, let's just fucking address it all right?

0:54.3

All right right out of the gate here we go. What was it about my set on March 2nd

0:59.9

1992 that just fucking made you not pick me and you picked somebody else. What was it? What did you not?

1:06.9

92 puppets. We're not in at that time

1:10.8

I thought you know what it wasn't even a good puppet. It's like made out of paper cups and shit

1:15.1

I'm like, come on. I didn't have that. I did have a dental mast

1:18.4

So for what I had technically a prop act and you know, it's funny. What was you the guy that made me realize that out that because back then

1:26.6

Dude, how rigid were the where the

1:29.6

Did the lines back then like you couldn't fucking do anything. It was so weird like it started up like Milton Burl

1:34.6

40 years early isn't like a fucking dress on TV, you know, totally in drag anything for a laugh

1:40.3

And by the time 1992 it literally became you know if you moved around too much you were a hack

1:46.3

It was like dude you should just be able to stand there without even moving and just say your jokes and fucking kill

1:53.7

So I I had a I worked in a dental office with my dad

1:58.2

my dad and

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