Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday Morning Podcast for Monday.

What is today? February 13th, 2023. Holy shit! It's the day before Valentine's Day that fucking made up bullshit fucking holiday.

Where a man has to celebrate his woman and she doesn't have to do shit.

I love it. Huh? A woman talking about that? Women are talking.

Oh my God. I have to go see that movie. Women are talking. Only white women could be victims in the 1800s while simultaneously owning slaves.

Sorry. I have no idea what that movie is about. I just know the time period.

Anyway, welcome to the podcast. I hope you guys all had a nice weekend. I know most of you did. Most of you guys, if you were like me, how great was it yesterday if your team wasn't in the Super Bowl?

Actually, I should say didn't make the playoffs because you know, you've long since like been like, all right, I get it. It's not us this year.

And then you could just enjoy the I don't think I've enjoyed a fucking Super Bowl like that in a long time. And I was joking with my father in law going like, you know, it's just kind of nice.

I kind of love that the Patriots aren't in this. So now I don't have to die a thousand deaths. It's kind of nice that they're not in it. And he goes, well, I think you're going to have that feeling for a long time.

And we both laughed and started to cry. But I sat down yesterday. I had no fucking clue what was going to happen. I just wanted to see a great game. I thought Kansas City was going to win. I thought they were going to cover. But I wanted to see the Eagles win.

And what a fucking game that was. It was a great game. I know there's a lot of people upset with that call at the end. They're like, what the you can't do. You can't you cannot make that call. You can't you can't do that.

Yes, he held the receiver not once but twice, but you cannot make that call right there. And I love all the people that are actually in football who are talking who played that game. Who are who are talking about it going like, you know, it's just a shame. They fuck people out of overtime.

And all of this shit. This is my number one. Not my number one. It's in my top five pet peeves is when there's a call at the end of the game. And everybody ignores the first 59 minutes of the fucking game. Everybody ignores. Wait a minute.

How did we get here? How is this game tied? How in the fuck have you scored 35 or 35 fucking points in this game is an over whatever the fucking score was right.

I mean, I think it's very easy to sit there and look at that that play and then automatically assume that Casey was not going to score. If they don't make that call.

It's easy to assume that if it goes into overtime and then you go, whatever. This is my hot take. From a fucking unathletic fucking freckled titted man here.

The Eagles never should have been in that position at the end of the fucking game. Okay. The Kansas City chiefs could not have done more to lose that fucking game.

The time of possession, the amount of first downs. The Eagles should have put them the fuck away. They didn't. Kansas City was nice enough to miss a field goal. They were nice enough to show up with the quarterback with only one good leg.

The Eagles fucked his leg up even more before the half the guy the person throw a guy he sees fucking my homes. The man is an agony.

You got him on the fucking ropes and you let him off the hook. How many fucking delay a game penalties did the Eagles take.

They let up not one but two defensive touchdowns. One of them the stupid rules was nice enough to bring back. Remember.

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