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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-6-18

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2018

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Bill rambles about award show speeches, an alcoholic questionnaire, and smoking a pipe. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burnett's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday

0:06.6

Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you. Specifically the ladies. I'm checking

0:17.3

in on the ladies to make sure that you feel okay, that you feel like you're in a safe space

0:23.6

to listen to this podcast, not because I care, because I want to start trending on Twitter.

0:32.1

Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ with the award shows and the fucking, the same speech given every

0:38.0

award show always called brave as if somebody's going to heckle it. You know, like something

0:44.0

like, ah shut the fuck up and get out the shady thing. You're long with the check-ass.

0:49.8

Like nobody's going to say that. They're all going to sit there and be like, wow, that

0:53.8

thing that was already said was just said again, but this time it was said even better.

0:58.9

Hey, keep saying the thing you already said. I want to go out there and say the thing

1:05.1

that was already said. I want to be that person. I want to be brave. You want to be brave.

1:13.5

You go the other way. I said, I know there's a lot of guys out there

1:18.4

that took their dicks out at work, but what about these gold digging holes? Am I right, fellas?

1:23.0

That. Now that would be brave. That would be brave. Okay. Yeah, I think to see you fucking

1:28.7

walk out of that one. Saying the thing that's been said that everybody gets once again,

1:37.7

will be right back with these saying the thing that's always said it. Everything now,

1:41.8

award show after these messages. You know, people while we were away, something else

1:46.5

was said that was already said that needed to be said again. In case anybody didn't hear

1:50.6

it, the first 19,000 times it was said. You know, and like I swear to God, and this is

1:56.6

all it does is it just causes a copycat fucking behavior. Same thing with these mass shootings,

2:01.9

you know, which is why they shouldn't report on them because then everybody wants to do

2:05.0

it, right? Fucking some chick makes a porn and becomes fucking super famous. Now, every

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