Monday Morning Podcast 12-10-18
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 10 December 2018
⏱️ 61 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, December 10th, |
| 0:06.5 | 2019. What's going on? How are you? How you doing? You doing good? That's good. I'm not. I hope you are. I'm not. |
| 0:19.6 | You know, I was going to try to tough my way through this podcast and smile and act like everything's fucking rosy. |
| 0:25.2 | Jesus Christ, it just never fucking ends. It never ends. Never fucking ends. The work never fucking ends. |
| 0:36.5 | And on top of that, I sat down and watched some sports this weekend. Let's get it out of the way. |
| 0:42.5 | Oh, how many you dolphin fans left the sports by be honest. How many went out into the kitchen and heard your one loyal friend still in front of the TV going? |
| 0:55.0 | Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh, in no way. All right. And then you ran back in like, what happened? What happened? |
| 1:03.7 | Jesus fucking Christ. That last play of that game, that lit, you know what that highlight looked like? |
| 1:11.7 | Not the first guy I caught it. The set, well, the guy ladder lit too. That literally looked like, you know, when you, |
| 1:17.4 | you see an NFL great and then you look at one of his high school highlights, specifically the running back. |
| 1:23.5 | You ever notice it's like this 20 people on the other team. It seems all standing around. He just runs past all of them. |
| 1:30.0 | And you're like, well, why didn't they just tackle him? Oh, because he's an NFL guy playing against high school football players. That happened against my team. |
| 1:41.8 | I felt bad for grunk. He was obviously in there because they thought they were going to throw a hail Mary rather than like a fucking 15, 20 yard pass. |
| 1:48.8 | Congratulations to the dolphins. You fucking onus and Miami Patriots now nine and four. I think it's a four gone conclusion that the road to the |
| 2:00.0 | suplex balls now goes through casual. |
| 2:02.3 | Say it's going to be a fun playoff. Not for Patriots fans. Not the way our fucking defense was playing yesterday. |
| 2:11.4 | Jesus Tom Brady once again, once again, his dilemma. How many fucking points do I have to score? How many times do I |
| 2:18.6 | got to put on the white hat galloping to town and fucking save all the damsels is in distress? How many times do I |
| 2:24.3 | look fucking unbelievable? Absolutely shredded the dolphins defense. And once again comes away with the loss. I would love to see. |
| 2:33.0 | He has to have the record all time record for passing yards in a loss. 500 yards, 300 yards, 400 yards, |
| 2:42.3 | just fucking four touchdowns, three touchdowns, five touchdowns. It doesn't make a difference. In this age of no fucking defense. |
| 2:52.5 | I'll tell you, defense is so bad that they got grunk playing safety. |
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