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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 12-3-18

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2018

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about being lonely in NYC, combat pilot H.W. Bush, and the cars of F is For Family. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on is Bill burn is time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday December 3rd

0:06.2

2018 what's going on? How are you? How are you doing? Oh, I hope you're doing better than I'm doing

0:13.2

Jesus Christ. I'm in New York City right now. I don't think I've ever been the lonelier in my fucking life

0:19.8

Good Lord. It's just like you know I

0:22.8

Don't know anybody in this city anyway. I used to fucking know everybody. I don't fucking know anybody

0:30.3

Looking for a familiar face. It's crazy. I'll tell you this city

0:34.2

When you're 50 versus when you're 25 is completely different. So if there's anybody in their 20s

0:40.0

Living in New York, and I know you got a shitty fucking live in situation like most people, but that's your time, dude. It's your city

0:47.4

So fucking enjoy it

0:49.4

Jesus Christ

0:52.7

First of all, it's December 3rd and I'm like oh Christmas in New York is exciting

0:56.8

You know, I love the holidays and shit, you know and I come here and it's fucking

1:01.0

It's colder in LA than it is in New York. I don't you know this whole new fucking post me to error weather

1:08.3

You know, I'm blame blame to me to movement on global warming. That's my next fucking brilliant move in my career

1:14.8

So I went down I did a set tonight at the seller. I did see Gary Goldman. I was like oh my god

1:22.4

somebody I know and

1:24.4

I went up I had a good time and then I

1:28.4

I left and I'm walking in the rain by myself

1:33.4

Thinking of like when I used to walk up that's the sixth avenue. I used to walk up with fucking you know

1:39.7

Fucking Bobby Kelly and all of those guys way back in the day and I'm just fucking like Jesus Christ

1:46.5

Where the fuck did the time go and then I was like oh my god now I'm getting depressed I

1:52.6

Can't do this what what else like you know, I called my wife, you know

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