Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-3-20
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 4 December 2020
⏱️ 112 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about double standards, Texas, and renting movies.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm going to be back. |
| 0:02.0 | Hey, what's going on? |
| 0:04.0 | It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just |
| 0:07.0 | before Friday, Monday, morning, podcast, |
| 0:09.0 | and I'm just checking in on you. |
| 0:11.0 | Hey, Bill, how come you didn't do the big long stupid |
| 0:14.0 | yell because I'm doing two shows, |
| 0:17.0 | two shows a night for the next eight days. |
| 0:21.0 | So for all you guys who went to public school like me, |
| 0:24.0 | that's 16 shows, |
| 0:26.0 | 16 hours of comedy there. |
| 0:28.0 | And so I'm trying to preserve my voice |
| 0:31.0 | because I want my shit jokes to be pristine |
| 0:34.0 | in the great state of Texas. |
| 0:37.0 | I'm having a great time out here as much fun as you can have |
| 0:41.0 | during a fucking pandemic. |
| 0:43.0 | I did some cool shit. |
| 0:48.0 | I landed at Love Field for the first time. |
| 0:50.0 | I always wanted to land there. |
| 0:52.0 | I always landed the bigger one, |
| 0:54.0 | but I wanted to go through the airport, |
| 0:56.0 | you know, I didn't fly commercial because I got kids |
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