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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 11-30-20

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2020

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about losing his temper, lockdowns, and sleep sex.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast from Monday.

0:07.0

November 30th, 2020, what's going on? How are you? How you doing? I'm fucking snapping

0:17.9

right in left. Not in anybody. Necessarily, I am just things are bothering me. Things

0:27.5

have bothered me. I just went out because I'm going on the road here. I got my old truck,

0:31.9

so I started it up to make sure when I come back, it doesn't have a dead battery. I go

0:37.0

on and take the tarp off the thing. You don't want to make sure I lay it out the way I

0:41.3

need to lay it out. It's not a big confusion thing when I try to go put it back on again.

0:48.6

I fucking go to put the thing back on again. I'm looking for the hole with the antenna

0:52.8

and I'm just like, you got to be fucking kidding me. What did this thing do? A fucking

0:55.8

backflip on me? How the fuck did I fuck this up? Flipping out, standing up in the back

1:00.8

of the truck, hitting my head on a fucking tree branch, looking for the fucking thing.

1:06.5

And it turns out I had it the right way. I just didn't see where the hole was. Just snapping,

1:14.4

snapping, Tourette's the whole fucking thing. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what's

1:22.4

wrong with me. Every time I think I got this anger thing beat, I think I just think I

1:28.4

have it beat. And then I just sort of chill and then just stuff starts building up. I

1:33.8

need like an outlet to get it out of me better than like, oh, I'll go play drums. I'll

1:39.3

go work out. I need to be doing something else, which is actually addressing the problem

1:45.0

rather than like, well, maybe I'll just do some fun stuff. And then I won't be like fucking

1:49.1

flipping out all the time. But anyway, whatever. I'll go on the road and I'll try meditating

1:57.4

again, even though my fucking ears ring louder than they ever did because of this fucking

2:02.1

tenteness. How are the fuck you supposed to say? Tenedis, Tenedis, how are the fuck you

2:07.2

say it? But so anyway, how'd you guys enjoy your football Sunday? Did your team win like

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