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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-3-15

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2015

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Bill sits down with friend and fellow comic Pete Correale.

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0:00.0

Alright everybody it's tipsy elves. That's right tipsy elves. Everyone needs an ugly

0:06.0

Christmas sweater this time of year. If you want bragging rights for the most talked

0:10.4

about sweater at your Christmas party, listen up. Did you see these guys on Shark Tank

0:15.4

a couple weeks ago with their latest update? Everyone is talking about tipsy elves. Not

0:22.1

in my world. And once they're outraged as Christmas sweaters, I sure they are. And the

0:29.4

Christmas sweater circles, I'm sure this this conversation is all a fire. Anyway, talk

0:35.1

about your tipsy elves sweater and other products you saw on the website. I didn't see

0:40.4

any. Trust me, when I tell you that these tipsy elves Christmas sweaters are like nothing

0:45.2

you've ever seen before. They are not for the faint of heart. Nobody's worn these ugly

0:49.6

sweaters before before you. So you don't have to worry about finding your size. And you

0:55.8

have a ton of styles to choose from while you're shopping for an ugly sweater. Check out

1:01.0

the other holiday and collegiate a tire for yourself or as a gift like an adult onesie.

1:10.0

Dude what kind of perverts are running this thing? This sounds like a shut up bill. Just

1:14.2

read it. Alright, right now my listeners get 20% off tipsyelves.com or anything they order

1:19.6

on their site. Go do this now so they have the best selection to choose from and have

1:25.2

it in time for your ugly Christmas sweater party. Go to tipsyelves.com and use the promo

1:30.5

code burr. Who the hell was an adult onesie? That's like those fucking people that still

1:36.2

act like babies. You know what I mean? They have a giant adult crib. Remember that on

1:40.4

Opie and Anthea? It was fucking a fury. Anyways Merry Christmas everybody. Oh, it's my

1:45.3

favorite. Here we go. Club Debbie. Everybody can club Debbie a tear. My daddy bought me

1:50.1

a ranch. Don't you hate when wine looks like a 10 but it winds up looking like

1:55.2

a tasting like a six or even worse. When you walk into the store to pick out your wine,

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