Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and this is the Monday morning podcast for Monday.

November 30th, 2015. What's going on? How are you?

Um, I'm not doing shit. It's Sunday night sitting here with my fucking pit bull and I'm watching

a half time of the Patriots Broncos. That's when I'm, that's when I'm recording this.

What? What? What? What? What? What? What? You know what sucks about the fucking NFL.

I never thought I would say this. This fucking parody thing. I swear to God.

Every, any team can beat any team. So you'd die like a thousand deaths every Sunday.

Remember back in the day, you know, if your team was good, you had those teams.

You could just kick the shit out of four of them a year.

It just seems every week. Now you're in a fucking dog fight.

It's 14 to seven. Now they're going into the half. It's starting to snow out there.

These orange crush cuts are starting to feel confident.

I tell what got hurt. Yeah, what are you going to do? Hey, you know what I noticed watching Sunday

and I football, you know, when they have the, uh, the little thing, I'm sorry, I got the TV

on in the background. I can't believe they're redoing the whiz. You know, do you guys ever see

the original one? I swear to God, is it me? Is it fucking nine hours long?

It takes them like three hours before they even get to nipsy Russell.

Come on in. He's on down. Why don't you fucking run down the road?

I'm sorry. That's such a bad joke. But it's too fucking log.

Um, who the fuck pitch to redo that thing? I don't even get it.

Why do you put it out now? That's not a holiday movie.

Why don't they just keep them like the old ones?

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