Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast from Monday. I'm sorry

It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast

I'm just checking in on you. I'm checking in on you Joe six pack you put your fucking pants on one leg at a time and you can do no wrong

You can do no wrong you are not held accountable

Okay, you do have a medical degree

Sorry, I'm just watching all of this peripherally I'm seeing all of this shit people getting pissed at the government because of these lockdowns

Which is crushing

businesses

And a lot of these fucking guys, you know they go you know

Stats six feet apart. I'd be fucking mask on don't go out to dinner and then what do they do?

What do they do after all this yeah, yeah bullshit?

What do they do they go right out and they sit down and fucking get dinner?

All right, so everybody's like well, what the fuck?

That's like when your mother said say no to drugs and you'd already looked into her little fucking, you know a little

End table side little drawer there

So all her little mother's help is in there. Oh really my what you know, you think we don't hear you wandering around the fucking halls after you put us in bed

All right, you have pill pop in two-faced fucking hypocrite

But you make a great pie and you are my mother

And my religion says I need to respect you. I need to honor my mother and father

Haven't said that

You're taking a devil's aspirin. Um, I'm in a great fucking mood

Dude up to the point I'm combining so I was a mashup of a song that never existed with

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